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Ahoy, matey! September 19th marks International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a swashbuckling celebration of all things pirate-y. And what's a pirate party without some side-splitting jokes, eh? In this report, we'll dive into the treasure trove of pirate puns and Best pirate jokes for International Talk Like a Pirate Day humor to bring you the Best Pirate Jokes For International Talk Like A Pirate Day pirate jokes to make your day as fun as a barrel of rum.

Pirate Puns

1. Why did the pirate quit his job? Because he was sick of all the arrrr-guments!
   
2. What do you call a pirate who doesn't know how to swim? A walk-the-plank failure!
   
3. Why did the pirate go to the eye doctor? To get his sea-sight checked!
   

Jokes Fit for a Captain

1. Why did Captain Blackbeak take his ship to the party? Because it was a galleon good time!
   
2. Why did Captain Hook go to the dentist? To get his teeth fixed, or should we say, hooked?
   
3. What do you call a pirate who's a great listener? A sea-rious counselor!
   

Treasure-ific One-Liners

1. I'm reading a book about pirate jokes. It's a real treasure trove of laughs!
   
2. Why did the pirate take a parrot on his ship? To have a bird's eye view!
   
3. What do pirates say when they're playing cards? "Shuffle me timbers!"
   

The Crew's Favorites

1. Why did the pirate go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a Jolly Roger makeover!
   
2. Why did the pirate go to the gym? To get some booty!
   
3. What do pirates say when they're tired? "Shiver me timbers, I be exhausted!"
   

Pirate Riddles

1. What has keys but can't open locks? A pirate's piano!
   
2. What do you call a pirate's favorite letter? R!
   
3. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A pirate's clock!
   

So, hoist the colors, me hearties, and get ready to set sail for a day of swashbuckling humor! Remember, on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the more pirate jokes you tell, the more booty you'll earn – in laughter, that is!